Friends do not let friends hunt with Dick Cheney

Story of the day has to be the fact that Vice President Cheney shot his hunting companion. I wonder if he might hear a few jokes from the President at their next meeting.

But until that meeting takes place, let's try a few ourselves...

-If you go hunting with a man who has had 5 heart attacks, do you really expect to be the one in the hospital at the end of the day?

-That will teach him to do his best Al Franken impression while the VP has a shotgun in his hand.

-CNN Headline: VP criticized for not providing body armor to buddies.

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Maybe we should keep these guys out of nature...anyone else remember Jimmy Carter's encounter with the rabbit, or GWB's biking difficulties.